Ok so this is going to be a BTS focused account from now on if that bothers anyone that still follows me, please be aware

hello motherland i’ve been forced to return, does anyone remember me ??

dappermouth:

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

maruti-bitamin:

animal crossing snack medley

hereticess:

elderly-scrolls:

dishonored really has the sexiest aesthetic ever. there’s assassins. there’s witches. there’s whales. there’s steampunk tech and shit. a beating heart that tells you peoples darkest secrets. a spooky-looking twink that won’t let you sleep. swarms of rats. it’s just undeniably sexy.

#a disgraced dilf with an incredible ass

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

marxferatu:

:)

shiroi0015:

it would’ve been wrong if I hadn’t redrawn this with them

rossberrypie:

Almost like some 60’s loony toons character

powerfrog:

cmder:

powerfrog:

BongWater

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

ffxivcryptids:

he ran over a hill and I never saw him again

segacity:

The Dark Prince plays a mean Ukulele, from ‘Puyo Puyo Sun’ for the Sega Saturn.

doqqy:

sun–spirit:

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

golfgalaxy:

yassmines:

golfgalaxy:

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers